Public Displays of Bad English

Sometimes I see evidence of the torture heaped upon the English language and it just amuses the hell out of me.

A tag in a fabric shop

Vilma crampled cotton with sequence

A sign on the door of a public toilet/bathroom

Please plush the toilet.

In the furniture section of a department store

Do not shit on the chair.

And a conversation I overheard between a mother and her daughter

Daughter: What’s up with the weather today? It’s been raining continuously for four days!

Mom: Something must’ve happened out of this world.

Daughter: Huh? Don’t you mean something must’ve happened from out of our country?

Mom: Shut up! Split of my tongue.

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