The Real Essay Porn

Outlines my students handed in today. Oh my! And I thought they were all lacking in the sex education part. Either I’ve motivated them to embark on their own sexual orientation or they’re closet nymphomaniacs.

The Perfect Girlfriend

I. If you want to seize your boyfriend, and a good life, you must—

a. improve the privates between you (How? How? Viagra anyone?)

b. make love forever (I wish I can do that but I don’t have the stamina. Wait, that’s why we’ve gotta follow letter A first!)

II. How can you do a perfect girlfriend

a. Have some personal enhancement greatly (In what area? What huge standards you have!)

b. Try to encourage your boyfriend to do his business well (gosh, you don’t have to be so anal about it!)

c. What are you waiting for? Just do it!

The Perfect Girlfriend Essay Outline #2

I. Bust size is very important. I’m not have hard choosing. (Hmm… That’s too bad. Although, I’m not sure many girls would like to hear that.). She must be 40 D, it’s okay (whoa! Okay??), adequate waist and hips, like an hourglass would be fine. (Dude, she’s more likely to fall all over you.)

To Be a Superhero

I. The batman is a shiny boil (Batman has been reduced to a skin infection. Oh dear!) who is a man of wealth so he can strike criminals by his advance arms (Octopussy, here we come!)

II. The superman is a ET (I can hardly envision Superman with bug eyes and that long neck) comes for a plant called Kal-el (wonder what plant produces kryptonite?)

III. The superman often wears his red underwear out with blue ballet stockings (Something tells me I don’t want to see this in Broadway)

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